'Twas a consummate 8-hour sleighing December 14, 2007!
However...
Despite this (self-congratulatory) verdict of success,
and in spite of 2008's grim and frostbitten economic climate,
the capitalists--who created the need for the X-massacre in the first place by promulgating the tenet that love and friendship are best determined via a function of "amount of merchandise purchased to be presented as gifts on December 25" and objectifying our winter celebrations to a mean, base exercise in gross commercialism for their corporate ambition--the capitalists *still* seem to be breeding like the vermin they are.
(...or should I say *Stihl*?...)
I think you all know what this means.
It's time for a bit of aggressive
Merrrrrrrrrrrrry Maintenance!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
You got it, Rudolph!
It's time to liquidate the 2008 assets.
Firmly grasp the front handle, pull out the starter grip, and let 'er rip...
A commission to enact XMASsacre VI has been prescribed, so we're breaking out all our best sonic weaponry to do it once again.
WXYC's XMASsacre VI
...because the "Sonic Devestator" is for amateurs...
Friday, December 12, 2008
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